"What happened to the chopstick? Did it fall into the garbage disposal? Or did the dishwasher eat it up?"
"No, one of the dogs ate it."
Last night our two dirty dinner bowls were left on the ottoman unattended. There were two pairs of chopsticks, so four sticks total. One pair (two sticks) survived. The other pair did not survive. One of the sticks is pictured above. And the last remaining stick is nowhere to be found.