I ran to open the balcony door and to see what happened.
Did he hurt himself?He came inside, but was running in circles, chasing his tail. What?! Finally, I spotted it. There was a small clump of poop hanging off of his butt. After I removed it, he promptly resumed being his perfectly happy self.
Did he get a splinter?
Did he break a bone somehow?
Is a terrifying scream really necessary for a small clump of poop?